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A mailman approaches me with concern in his face.

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Knowledge is understanding that Trump is destroying the Post Office

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In hell the howling damned, they only speak one language

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I asked the waiter what that fly was doing in my soup!

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Why doesn Shaquille O'Neal hate the B52s?

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There are pigs and spider pigs, monkeys and spider monkeys, cats and catfish, eggs and egg plants, as well as Billy's and Billy goats.

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Poisoning children is easy.

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As I made love to my wife, we were startled by the sight of the hideous creature standing in the doorway of our bedroom, still as a statue.

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My first wife died from poison mushrooms, my second wife died the same way.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A mailman approaches me with concern in his face.	12
Knowledge is understanding that Trump is destroying the Post Office	12
In hell the howling damned, they only speak one language	12
I asked the waiter what that fly was doing in my soup!	11
Why doesn Shaquille O'Neal hate the B52s?	11
[deleted by user]	11
There are pigs and spider pigs, monkeys and spider monkeys, cats and catfish, eggs and egg plants, as well as Billy's and Billy goats.	11
Poisoning children is easy.	11
As I made love to my wife, we were startled by the sight of the hideous creature standing in the doorway of our bedroom, still as a statue.	11
My first wife died from poison mushrooms, my second wife died the same way.	11